What is the best way to kill, skin and barbeque a teddy bear?

I would say in front of a big group of little girlsWhat is the best way to kill, skin and barbeque a teddy bear?
Well...you've got to catch it first. This can be quite tricky depending on size and believe it or not, colour. Now the white ones are the hardest and such deceptive monsters, often found lurking behind sofas or under the blankets at the very bottom of beds.


Once you've mastered the art of teddy catching, your next job is to attck while it's not looking, but with it's always open eyes you're best coming at it from behind. The neck is the safest place to grab it, then shake the little monster until he no longer responds. Then rapid and fierce punches from behind, loads of teethwork, just tear into the little rotter and bite the stuffing out of him. You'll get the hang of it so long as you remember not to look into those deep brown eyes that will suck you into changing your mind.What is the best way to kill, skin and barbeque a teddy bear?
Perhaps you could show teddy your question that you've asked, 1st part done, he'll die of a broken heart. Next, skin him, by taking all the money from his moneybox. Finally, keep him 'till you die, he'll unfortunately be barbequed, along with yourself,.... they tell me it's pretty hot down there, :-)
You have to sneak up on them when they're hibernating. Careful not to wake the kid they're next to. You are best to strike them withj a blunt object, as the hunting rifle can be dangerous that near a sleeping child!!





Make sure your kill is clean.........a wounded bear is a deadly bear!!!





And you can't bbq them. They need to be spit roasted!!
For a polar bear dig a hole in the ice, put a dead animal in it, hide and watch.


When the bear comes to look wait until he /she is really interested, the very very quietly creep forward and kick it in the ICE HOLE.
Can loan you my Bull Arab dog if you like. He is renowned for killing and skinning teddy bears...and as a kicker...he usually hides them under our brick bbq where we keep the sticks/twigs.
That's scary. Why not just string a bunch of teddy bears together and decorate your house with them.
I don't know but please invite me. I'm starving NOW! I could make a nice salad to go with it.
You cant, because he is made out of hot air,


perhaps a souffle a'la Penfold.
very carefully
As quickly and soon as possible!
A blowtorch.
really drunk, would be the best way for me to go there.
AWWWWWWW thats nasty!
your sick
Pfft ... just eat it like a real man: skin and all.
I dunno, but can I watch? =)